Yet another SAL contest! This one is courtesy of the fine fellas of Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start. I reviewed the band’s great new album, Worst Band Name Ever, right here. The winner will receive the new CD, Girls Names CDEP, It’s A King Thing CD (Steve from UUDD plays drums), and an UUDD tee shirt. That’s a crapload of free stuff! The winner will be picked a little differently for this contest. The person that comes up with a worse band name than Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start will win the prizes. Steve and I will pick the winner but he will have final say as he is the owner of the aforementioned free swag. You can either leave the band name in the comment field with a legitimate email address or send it via email to will@soundaslanguage.com with “Contest” as your subject. Sorry overseas readers…residents of US and Canada only please. Contest ends Sunday, July 8th.
Listen:
Up Up Down Down – The Red Loop (mp3)
Up Up Down Down – I’ll Thank You Later (mp3)
“Do The Twist Hedgehog”
“My Favorite Nineties Game Was Pog” (MFNGP)
I’d love some Up Up Down Down stuff, these are some pretty bad names…think about it.
“Sticky Magnet Stuck to Frige” (SMSF) (well damn I’m trying)
By: Mikael on June 26, 2007
at 7:02 pm
either “red jumpsuit apparatus” or “dammit! if i save the mother the baby dies… if i let the baby live i kill the mother… I WASN’T READY TO PLAY GOD TODAYYYYY!!!!”
By: travis on June 26, 2007
at 7:06 pm
“Final goodbye to the magical beast” and “The Middle-aged baby-boomers who refuse to get old” or “The baby mama drama trio”
By: Robby on June 26, 2007
at 8:26 pm
“Dude, What Happened to the Screaming Drummer?”
“That is What Your Mom Said”
“Fantastic Plastic Heart Machines”
“The Dead Cell Phone Batteries”
“007 373 5963″
By: stephen on June 26, 2007
at 9:04 pm
“Are other band name is in the shop’ and “We called each other Yo”
By: Steph on June 26, 2007
at 9:14 pm
my real band name in high school was “albino meat pods”… that’s pretty bad.
By: brian on June 26, 2007
at 9:42 pm
“Brian Newell and The Fingerless Gloves”
By: Patrick on June 27, 2007
at 1:12 am
“Steve and the Pole Ponies”
“The Davids”
“Gary Busey Is An Okay Guy”
“Gray’s Anomaly”
“Frank’s Pizza”
. . . I guess I read “worst band name” as “BEST band name/screen name.”
But WBNE is the best album ever. Check out my lame review on iTunes
By: Jon Niles on June 27, 2007
at 11:31 am
“Hug of War”
“Dragon Tits”
“Flaming Dragon Tits”
By: Courtney on June 27, 2007
at 2:39 pm
“The Will Miller Soundgasm”
By: Courtney on June 27, 2007
at 2:44 pm
“Playing In This Band Is Life, The Rest Is Just Details”
or
“My Other Band Is A Penis”
By: mike on June 27, 2007
at 6:21 pm
“Rubik’s Dude.”
or,
“Steve Poponi and the Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Starts.”
or,
“Contra: 30 Lives.”
By: Zack on June 28, 2007
at 12:55 am
“rage against the red hot chili korn bizkits”
By: Robby on June 28, 2007
at 1:07 am
“Registered Attack”
“Unconditional Reinforcement”
“Creed”
By: Mitchell on June 30, 2007
at 5:25 pm
“Will Miller’s Soundgasm”… Yeah, I like that. That might be Best Band Name Ever material.
How about “Boney Mitchell and the Jefferson’s Starship”?
Or: “Moving On Up Up Down Down…”
By: brian on July 1, 2007
at 10:01 pm
“Contra Code” i still think is good.
and someone up there took my “007 373 5963″ idea, so i’ll have to one up and go:
“267 913 7638″ which is the super macho man code.
“Encyclopedia Brown”, “Torpedo Run”, “Camp Sleepaway”, “Domino Rally”, and “The City On Fire” have all been shot down by Mr. Miller, so they’re automatic contenders.
oh, and “Next On The Docket”.
By: mattison on July 1, 2007
at 11:41 pm
“Chester Nesbaum and Grandma’s Goiter”
By: Courtney on July 2, 2007
at 1:25 am
“Fat Girl Camp”
“Shaken Baby Syndrome”
anyone? yes……
By: Mitchell on July 2, 2007
at 10:38 am
Hey Fat Girl Camp!!!!! I remember Fat Girl Camp!!
“Shaken Baby Casserole”
By: Courtney on July 2, 2007
at 12:07 pm
Kimmy Gibbler Cosmonauts! but I have to hand it to Courtney for “Will Miller Soundgasm” and “Shaken Baby Casserole.
By: Maritza on July 2, 2007
at 7:18 pm
“The One Where Zach Finally Nails Kelly and Slater Comes Out”
“R U N2 CYBR?”
By: mattison on July 2, 2007
at 9:42 pm
“Poop Stains on Abe Vigoda’s Bowflex”
By: Courtney on July 3, 2007
at 12:58 am
“Edward James Almost”
“Pretty In Pinko Commie Scum”
“Uncle Jesse Touched Me Heiny”
“Heinreich Maneuver”
“…”
This post is going to break the comment record for SAL, I bet.
By: brian on July 3, 2007
at 11:39 am
“Turd Ferguson”
By: mattison on July 3, 2007
at 8:13 pm
“Mattison Gamble’s Red Skidmark Experience”
By: Courtney on July 3, 2007
at 10:02 pm
“!!!”
or “the the”
By: Jared on July 6, 2007
at 11:40 pm
Howz bout:
The Tuna Ticklers!!!
By: BOO!!! on July 12, 2007
at 10:19 pm